My First Ever Blog Post Ever in History Ever.

Yea, I'm extremely lazy, and this blog title has so many grammatical brainfarts in it that it physically hurts.

If it weren't for the shit ton of zebra cakes I just bought from the store (and inhaled like a complete nasty), I would have gotten around to writing my first blog post sooner.

But I didn't. 'Cause I'm lazy.

So yea. First blog post, which is a little weird, because I seriously have never done this before, so I guess it's sort of like driving a car for the first time. 'Cept it has no rearview, and instead of mom's Ford Escort, it's dad's Blazer... that also has no brakes.

And okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. (Just a little bit, though).

My main goal here is to track the process of writing a novel, and going from completely hopeless to hopeful. I'm hopeful right now, but cautiously so, as I've entered into an age category I never have before: Young Adult.

I'm normally an Adult writer, or a New Adult writer. But I've branched off into God-knows-where and I'm sort of just floating around in writer la-la land wondering what the hell I am going to do next. Translation: I have a busy mind when it comes to writing, and my thoughts are sporadic, and so are my ideas. It's annoying, but I love it, because writing is what I do and enjoy.

A little bit about myself.

I'm from the South (I think?). Or the Midwest. Whichever. I live in the plains where it's hotter than hell in the summer and cold as fuck in the winter. I like love video games, mostly Indie horror games and anything PC. I'm a Minecraft fanatic. I listen to too much metal. I am really boss at Sudoku, and I really dig Pewdiepie. I'm a smartass. I have too many piercings and I am obsessed with body art. I am also gender-fluid and asexual. (Wow, how's that for a combo?)

And I'm a writer. I write about whatever meets my fancy. At the moment, I have two finished manuscripts, one that is sort of on the backburner, and one that I am focusing all of my attention on. It's a YA horror novel, and the other is a NA historical fiction.

And the name of my blog--I have dreadlocks (which I love very much). The Dreaded Writer sounds like I may or might not completely suck at what I do. (As in my writing could be dreadful... or appalling. I like appalling better).

So yea. First time post annnnnd it was lame as heck. Oh well. Testing, testing...

At least I have more room for practice.

Peace out.